Don't Be a Victim

Thanks to shows such as "To Catch a Predator" a lot of criminals have been taken off the streets.  However, criminals are catching on to online 'baiting' tactics.  They are becoming more brazen in a strange new place called 'offline' or 'the real world.' 

Exhibit 1

Imagine, if you will, spotting a five dollar bill on the sidewalk as you're walking home from work.  You sprint toward it before the wind catches it.  When you catch up to it, there is fishing line attached to the money.  You pull...

Exhibit 2

Just one little tug, and you've pleasured a pervert and become a victim.  

Missed it?  Review image 2.  Here's how it went down...

A pervert lies in wait.  The anticipation builds with each passing moment.  The money is attached to 50 lb. test line.  Money, of course, is the bait.  The other end of the line is attached to anal beads in the pervert's rectum.  (NOTE:  everyone picks up money)  Nature and curiosity cause you to pull the line.  The pervert is wearing Nike Air Max shoes behind those bushes and runs like the wind before you suspect a thing. 

What are you wearing, penny loafers?  You never had a chance.  Sucker. 

In these hard times, how can you fight back?  REALIZE THIS:  There's no such thing as a free lunch; keep an open eye.  Scrutinize.